Hello, my name is Parker. I am from Neptune. After transferring my consciousness to this human body, I must say that I am quite fond of the human activity of reading. There is something still so romantic about a book containing all the information you need, as opposed to conveying it in one single blast of sound as we Neptonians like to do. I like persuading people to read the same things I have read, as I believe I can identify with supreme objectivity, the best works your kind has produced when considering your rather small literary cannon.